- The Drooling Ballmunchers.
- Still The Redskins, But In Reference To Onions.
- The Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathies.
- The Herpes. (SLOGAN IDEAS: You’ll never beat us, and you’ll never get rid of us OR Herpes: Comin’ At Ya!)
- The Washington Lee Atwater’s Brain Tumors.
- Dingusboys. (Worth it if only to see the defeated looks on the players’ faces when they’re forced to take the field wearing “Dingusboys” jerseys.)
- What if they didn’t have a name, like Clint Eastwood in the Spaghetti Westerns?
- The Dirtworshippers.
- The Washington Shmoshingtons.
- I’m gonna repeat “Dingusboys” because it would simply destroy everyone who worked for the organization. Imagine winning the Super Bowl, but doing it as a Dingusboy. You’d live in shame ’til the end of your days. I would expect many of the team’s players would suicide fairly quickly.
I was thinking the Foreskins, but it might not be inclusive enough.
A tough Bird Year in northeast Kansas. So says Riggo.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wpJC-B7O_cA