- Too hot.
- Too far.
- Jeff Chimenti’s got warrants, man.
- Not enough titties and cocaine in South Florida.
- Gotta go through North Florida to get to it.
- Zika.
- Because it is a silly place.
- Mickey’s not allowed around gators any more. (FUN FACT: dosing alligators is not a great idea.)
- At the meeting when they were putting together the schedule, Bobby said, “Josh, if we go to Miami, are you going to be ridiculous?” and Josh was already wearing a Speedo and pricing artisanal jet-skis on his phone, so Bobby ixnayed the stop.
- Just to fuck with me.
On map, draw lines between those cities, in tour order – surprise!
All states won by Trump should be skipped with extreme prejudice
Because south FL lacks dead heads it’s all northeast and west coast
Yeah, no pot smoking Jews in SoFla.