• Heterosexuals.
  • The wrong kind of homosexuals.
  • Americans.
  • The NFL.
  • Hillary Clinton.
  • The lactose tolerant.
  • Conventionally attractive women.
  • People who perpetuate the myth of conventional attractivity.
  • Porn watchers, but not porn makers.
  • The cis-gendered.
  • Also, people who do not know what “cis-gendered” means; they are not woke.
  • Fat-shamers.
  • Slut-shamers.
  • Nut-shamers. (These are people who yell at almonds.)
  • If you don’t like the musical Hamilton, then Salon will come to your house and fuck your pets.
  • Cultural appropriators.
  • People who don’t want to eat bugs.