Hi, there. I like your political opinions. Wanna go shoot pool in the fictional section of town?
“What?”
Did you buy those sunglasses at the mall or in a gas station?
“Mall.”
Ooh, fancy. What does Chula Vista mean, anyway?
“The town’s on a hill, so you can really see the chula.”
Okay. You have lovely teeth.
“They’re for chewing.”
Also ripping and tearing.
“Those three things, right. I don’t do anything weird with my teeth.”
Are you paying attention to the conventions?
“Not really a fan of cosplay.”
I meant the political conventions.
“Same answer.”
Let’s date. Like Taylor Swift does. You know: date.
“Oh, you seem great, but I have a boyfriend. He’s right behind you.”
“GET YOUR OWN, BROTHER! SHE’S PARTYIN’ WITH ME TONIGHT!”
Who are you?
“THEY CALL ME CAPTAIN FUCK.”
I can’t believe I’m single.
“YOU AIN’T GOT CHARISMA LIKE ME.”
True.
ADDENDUM I swear to you that I began this post with the intention of passing along the stream, nothing more, and it just got away from me.
Potw!
(Post of the week for you newbs)
Wow, youth really is wasted on the young
eeny meeny decimeeny……
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgzU2MYgDok