Good for you. Lotta fuckers are pushing that “productivity” shit nowadays, but they’re gonna die just like the rest of us, and they’re gonna wish they took more pre-noon bingers and blasted more B-minus/C-plus Los Angeles crap-rock.

What else were you planning on? Showering? FOR WHOM? Spending time with your family? YOU HATE THEM. Going down to the food court and handing out Cherokee Nose Jobs? FOOD COURT’S CLOSED, WHAMMAJAMMA!

You got nothing better to do. There is nothing better to do. This is it, muchachos: Tubes and FasPus.* Get used to it.

 

*Real Faster Pussycat fans call the band “FasPus.”