Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Steel Your Dan Right Off Your Head

Sir, may I interest you in some of The Dan?

“The what? Get the hell away from me.”

I’m talking about The Dan, sir.

“You’re a nut, aren’t you?”

Nutty for The Dan, sir.

“I’m gonna call the cops.”

Do so! And when you get them on the line, tell them about The Dan!

“I have a bat in my trunk. I’m gonna get it if you don’t stop being weird.”

Will you bribe me with it?


Will you offer me the bat in exchange for the cessation of Danliness?

“No. I’ll hit you with it.”

Worth it. I’ll take a beating for The Dan.

“Please go away.”



  1. JES

    SO SO SO GOOD!!!!!!!!

    (Jim Hodder [RIP] got a raw deal. Dude could drum AND sing like a champ. At least he went out on a high note, ba-dump-dump . . . )

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    Glad you made it here tonight

  3. Cube

    I think I’m the guy in quotes.

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