Didn’t I post you already?
“As if? You post me? Shah. If you did, it’s because you like my nose?”
I do like your nose.
“And my boob?”
Well, both of them.
“You didn’t let me finish?”
Sorry.
“And my other boob?”
There you are.
“So, you’re a pervtard? And your name’s Peter? Because when people see you, they’re like, “Oh: tool?”
I don’t understand the attacks.
“You are zero? I am keeping it one hundred?”
One hundred what?
“You are totes not my goats?”
Is this still English?
“Do you think I’m pretty?”
Well, yeah, obviously.
“Why are you a rapist?”
I’m going to talk to Billy or someone else who’s not crazy.
“Follow me on Instagram?”
Okay.
Over/under on her recognizing one of those fliers she’s holding is upside down?
Poor girl must have been so cold
oh man I just noticed her horrible extensions
POOR GIRL
Blue mani. Yep.
The manicure is tragic
I like to keep my nails really short and well groomed, but I admit I’d like to experience long fake nails like that someday.
it was warm in chicago. also, she was on drugs most likely.
Was it humid? I don’t miss that.
Poor girl.
“$20 says you can’t touch your elbows behind your back” – Donald Trump
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10406577_743438049030664_1950713061913436992_n.jpg?oh=56f0e27431ce2d2e207ed8fde981ee74&oe=5655DA0F
IS THIS A FORESHADOWING OF MY FATE NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT?????????????
MIKEY GONNA GETCHA
no problem with that i prefer the cactus
omg whenever I want to show my best friend (the one I’m taking to the show) a hot picture of a Phish or a Grateful Dead he’s like “Maggie if it’s one of those fucking 40-year-old guys im not looking so don’t even bother”
u cant deny Mike is hot
it could be denied
unfollowed, blocked, unfriended, reported
fite
me
https://33.media.tumblr.com/a88da099309577b4e2d69c468a12294f/tumblr_inline_mvidi4mxX01rac8ua.jpg come at me u fkn skrub
http://humorpix.com/images/6992a2cb521529824539302dbbdb47ac/Has_science_gone_too_far0-size-600×0.jpg i swear on me mum u cheeky cunt
STOP DROPPING THE MIC SO HARD WIF UR MEMES THEY R SO DANK
all of the horrible, could-totally-get-me-and-everyone-else-here-in-huge-trouble things I’ve said on this blog are going to catch up with me someday
https://instagram.com/p/5TP7K8H5mJ/
See this is why you’ll never win
My memes are too dank for your weak scrub lifestyle
Yep a Phoreshadow of your Phate.
Tbh hoping to run into Mike in the parking lot
SLIDE INTO HIS DMs
PROUD OF U BC YOU GOT THAT TOTALLY CORRECT
AND NO JOKE I SLID TF INTO HIS DMS TODAY WITH THIS PHOTO:
http://johnphilbin.tumblr.com/post/124370352515
OMIGOD DO NOT SLIDE INTO ROCK STAR DMS I HOPE U WER KIDDING OR I WILL TELL ON U
I slid into Mac DeMarco’s DMs once with a rlly cute selfie of me in my stealie beanie and he liked it bc he’s a huge Deadhead
NOT OK
Btw I wasn’t kidding but he hasn’t opened it yet lel
wHY IS THAT NOT OK
ignoring u
u never answer my questions
If this is about being safe online IVE TOLD U GUYS WAY TOO MUCH SHIT ABOUT MY LIFE ALREADY and I even tweeted u a selfie on July 3rd lol so my identity is out yo I have no ragretz
Eww are we talking about Mike Gordon? I hope not. Anyway, he’s too old for you and possibly vice versa.
We are, but in good fun. 😉
I’m way too young for literally everyone of you here and I should NOT BE SAYING THIS kIND OF STUFF TO YOU GUYS but I know my boundaries and none of this stuff is serious so it’s all good
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-ra9s6tw00II/TYqIkA5VJoI/AAAAAAAANn0/7PTDfIGwBLk/s1600/Image10.jpg
This picture is actually lovely. Very candid. Shows that you can be quite wonderful at any age.