Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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Circa

bobby jerry donna color awesomeGuys, can you give us a hand here? What show is this?

“I think it’s 1974.”

“It’s ’73, Mrs. Donna Jean.”

“What? ’73?”

“Yeah.”

“I sincerely thought we were in Santa Clara.”

“Okay, first of all, Bobby: I’m alive.”

“Jer, you always know how to get to the heart of an argument.”

“Thanks, Bob.”

“I thought we had all kinda just agreed not to talk about Santa Clara anymore?’

“Oh, yeah. That, too.”

“Also, um…”

“Yeah, uh…”

“Oh, I know y’all mean me.”

“Sorry, Mrs. Donna Jean.”

“Sorry.”

You are absolutely no help.

Grateful Dead: Miami Nights

band6.23.74After a little judicious and violent application of my keen and ninja-like Google Fu, I’ve found this picture from the Miami shows in 1974, but it’s not illuminating as to how the Wall was set up in the oddly-shaped space.

Also: Bobby wins the knees-down handsome competition this night.

Also 2: Garcia’s shirt is only possible in Miami. Everyone involved in that shirt–designer to manufacturer to seller to buyer–has to be on cocaine for that shirt to exist, and Miami is the only place where this is assured.

Also 3: Mrs. Donna Jean is gonna rest up for a spell.

Strolling Down The Avenue

1977_11-21_Hoftra_Playhouse002One night in Long Island, Garcia’s shadow kept getting away from him. First, Garcia rubbed his shadow’s foot with soap and tried to stick it back on, but that didn’t work. Parish yelled at it, but nothing.

Finally, Mrs. Donna Jean sewed the shadow back on. She thought it was some sexist bullshit and made her feelings known by stabbing Garcia a bunch of times, but in the end she did a good job because Mrs. Donna Jean’s a professional.

Park Life

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I could make some sort of half-hearted attempt at going left to right, or concocting some sort of ludicrous rubric, but let’s just agree that there will be skipping all over the place and the drummers will be discussed at length.

  • As with all of the other pictures from this photo shoot, Mickey will be playing the part of “Cocaine Jones.”
  • Dammit, Mrs. Donna Jean: stop beguiling me.
  • Some people will say you shouldn’t advertise another brand in your own publicity. Those people probably also think you shouldn’t wear a sweatband so high up on your head that you look like a pineapple, so fuck ’em and their opinions.
  • “Just keep walking, Dwayne. Don’t make eye contact with the crazy honkies. Just keep walking.”
  • Is Billy holding a beer? There’s no can there, it seems. Does Billy unconsciously carry a tall boy of Coors around?
  • What did Keith know and when did he know it?
  • Mrs. Donna Jean’s hair is longer than Mickey is tall.
  • I mean, they’re all equidistant from the camera, so it’s not perspective doing that to him. (They are on a slight slope, but Mickey’s clearly one of the Wee Folk.)
  • He is the day’s potato salad champion, though.
  • Actually a photo-realistic painting, this piece entitled The Last Days of Garcia’s Fuckability is on exhibit at the Museum of Modern Terrible Dead Art (MoMTDA).
  • The motorcycle boots with the slightly flared jeans, the dark aviators, the complete lack of accessories: Garcia brought his sexy to the park this day in 1977 and, judging by the historical record, left it there.
  • Did they have to do that with Keith literally in between them? Was the pole-climbing the climax of this exchange:
  • “Bet I can climb that pole all the way to the top.”
  • “Why you always braggin’ on yourself, Bobert Weir. So unattractive.”
  • “I’m gonna climb that pole, Mrs. Donna Jean.”
  • “Yeah? And’ I’m gonna watch you climb.”
  • “You gonna watch?”
  • “Yeah.”
  • “You like to watch me climb poles in the park?”
  • “Climb any pole you want, sugar.”
  • Were Keith conscious, he would be crying.
  • Sticking with the two of them, it is odd how–even in daylight–Bobby and Mrs. Donna Jean’s lighting seems to be better than everyone else’s.
  • “Take a walk through the park, Dwayne. It’s a nice day, Dwayne. There won’t be a gang of hippie CHUDs there, Dwayne.”
  • Two things you shouldn’t do in white jeans: climb light poles in parks, and wear white jeans at all.

BONUS LIST!

Acceptable Reasons for Mickey’s Appearance:

  • Bit part on Starsky and Hutch.
  • Cocaine.
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