Terrible First Sentence #4

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   maggiemay

   January 28, 2015 at 2:44 pm

   What did I just read

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   Drew

   January 28, 2015 at 6:47 pm

   http://i.imgur.com/nvdmTc6.jpg

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     thoughtsonthedead (Post author)

     January 28, 2015 at 6:48 pm

     I agree with them. These sentences are terrible. Their author should be ashamed.

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       Drew

       January 28, 2015 at 6:54 pm

       Well, it’s poor medical advice. What if we are gay or a lady and cannot titty fuck? Those doctors are sexually… Racist. Sexist. Heteroist?

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         thoughtsonthedead (Post author)

         January 28, 2015 at 6:57 pm

         Gay dudes can titty fuck big fat dudes. There’s titty there: Garcia had a pair.

         Ladies cannot titty fuck? Where you think the titties are coming from?

         Titty fucking is for everyone. It’s American, dammit.

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       Drew

       January 28, 2015 at 7:03 pm

       He sure did, didn’t he? I guess that makes me feel a little better.

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3. 

   Finster

   January 29, 2015 at 8:08 am

   Anthony Kiedis and Ugly Betty?

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     Drew

     January 29, 2015 at 9:01 am

     Carrie Brownstein is a goddess!

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     thoughtsonthedead (Post author)

     January 29, 2015 at 9:34 am

     Anthony Kiedis is shorter than that.

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