Obviously, TotD will be busy today being a GBotD (Good Boy on the Dead). Remember: if you can’t be an athlete be an athletic supporter. And, today, if you can’t be a mother–
Don’t.
–be a motherf–
Stop what you’re doing. Stop it now and don’t type another letter.
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Be a motherfucker.
I hate you.
Happy Mother’s Day, everybody!
Happy Barton Hall Day, one and all!