Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

@The End Of The World


I have questions.

  • Is this reality?
  • Is this the way we live now?
  • How many retweets does it take for a bill to become a law?
  • What role, if any, does Instagram play in the system of checks and balances?
  • Is governmental power dependent on followers?
  • Because if it is, then Katy Perry is in charge now.
  • Is that what you intended to do, Mr. President?
  • Put Katy Perry in charge?
  • Do you know who takes office in case she cannot perform her duties, sir?
  • Justin Bieber.
  • Who is Canadian.
  • Did you intend to set off a Constitutional crisis with your little tweet, Mr. President?
  • Why is there so much graphic design?
  • Are my tax dollars paying for this?
  • Why is the Swoopy-Hopey O logo on this thing?
  • Is the President a brand now?
  • Is there any chance that anyone is going to act like a grown-up ever again?
  • Four score and seven years ago.
  • The only things we have to fear is fear itself.
  • Retweet if you believe Judge Merrick Garland deserves fair consideration.
  • Inspiration, move me brightly.


  1. NoThoughtsOnDead

    March 19, 2016 at 12:33 am

    “Is the President a brand now?”
    That’s the most charmingly-naive question I’ve read in many days.

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