Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The High Seas



“Heeey, man.”

Are you living in Phil’s sign?

“Roomier than it looks, man. Nice view, too.”

Of the Nissan dealership?

“They got some nice cars, man.”

Do you enjoy it in there?

“It’s perfect except for one thing: I got a little phobia, man.”


“Drowning, man.”

We’re done.


  1. “waiter! there’s a fly in my soup!”

  2. Does that boat know its prow from its stern?

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    September 12, 2016 at 11:40 am

    the hammer.

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    September 12, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    sorry, can’t pass this up. you got sailing, football (Earl Campbell?), and a Fender double-neck gitter. plus Cross’ cherubim (went with spell check there).

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