Hey, Nephew on the Dead. Whatcha–
“HAVE YOU TRIED THIS SHIT?”
–doing? Yes, I’ve tried ice cream.
“Is that what it’s called? IT’S UNBELIEVABLE.”
Ice cream is tasty as hell.
“My taste buds all have boners. Each bud has a bone.”
Please stop talking like that.
“FUCK, THIS IS GOOD!”
Stop cursing.
“Can’t help it. I’m literally trying ice cream for the first time.”
Wait until you get laid.
“What?”
Nothing. Grandma is up to visit, huh?
“The old lady who loves me?’
Yeah. That’s your grandmother.
“She’s all right, man. Crazy about me.”
Better believe it.
“Almost a bit too much. Like, I think I could get her to murder someone.”
You absolutely could. Don’t abuse the relationship.
“I’m cool. ‘Grandmother.’ What’s that mean?”
Y’know your dad?
“The Guy?”
Yeah.
“Love the Guy.”
Well, that’s the Guy’s mother. And my mother.
“Huh. Okay. Is she related to the Lady?”
Your mom? No. Terrible idea for your grandmother to be related to both your mother and father.
“This is all very confusing.”
No arguments here.
“I do see where I got my blond hair from, at least.”
Little secret, Nephew? That ain’t her actual hair color.
“No?”
Nope. Hate to break it to you, but you’ll be gray by the time you’re 30. If you’re lucky. Your dad started going gray in high school.
“Is that bad?”
High school? Yeah, it’s terrible.
“I see what you did there.”
You’re quick for a baby.
“HOLY SHIT!”
What!? What’s wrong!?
“THERE’S A DIFFERENT FLAVOR ON THE OTHER SIDE!”
Love you, NotD.
“Back atcha, whoever the hell you are.”
now we know where TotD & NotD gets such handsome hands.
Nice shoes.