REASONS WHY WHITE PEOPLE RIOT

  • Hockey team wins.
  • Hockey team loses.
  • Hockey team hockeys.
  • Jai Courtney cancels a meet-and-greet.
  • Can’t go the manicurist.
  • Barnes & Noble runs out of Harry Potter books.
  • Axl told ’em to.
  • Bunch of disco records got ‘sploded and everybody got all riled up.
  • That fucking szechuan sauce thing.
  • Negro looked at a white girl the wrong way.
  • Negro looked at a white girl any way.

REASONS WHY BLACK PEOPLE RIOT

  • Giant, unlubed white cock up their ass for 400 years.