“Oh, hello. How pleasant to meet you.”
Not you. The other Queen.
“Weather’s quite iffy, but I think it’ll hold.”
What?
“Lovely, quite lovely.”
You’re not listening to me, are you?
“And have you any children?”
I could just say anything, couldn’t I?
“Delightful.”
2016 didn’t even lay a finger on you, did it?
“I’ll never die.”
I kinda hope not.
“WHAT!? Who is this? Speak up!”
Hi, Prince Phillip.
“You look Jewish and poor.”
Never change, you two.
Just learned Pinback is back together and touring the west in early 2017 making my day. 2016 can’t end soon enough.