Things Less Russian Than Wikileaks

July 30, 2017 / Thoughts On The Dead / 1 Comment

Bear on unicycle.
Big furry hats.
That dance where you cross your arms and crouch down and kick your legs out. (Current international tensions aside, I gotta give this one to the Russians: their national dance is better than ours. Because the American national dance is either line dancing or the Electric Slide.)
The Emancipation of the Serfs by Alexander II, 1861.
Thousand-page novels about misery and winter.
Misery.
Winter.
A dashcam video of a drunken man in a tracksuit firing an uzi while surfing like Teen Wolf atop a stolen school bus.
Brutally exterminating kulaks.
Debating Nixon in a kitchen.
Debating a bear in a kitchen.
Being uninvadable.

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