Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Think About What You’ve Done

Jeff on organ
Are you trapped in there?

“I’m in Time-Out.”

Well, you wanted to be Al Capone.

“Al Capone? I was smoking a joint in a Toyota!”

Don’t rationalize your anti-social ways.

“I’m not a criminal.”

What about the counterfeiting?

…

“Okay, that’s a crime, yeah.”

They take that one real serious, too.

“A government that sees any humor in faking its currency is not a government for very long.”

True dat, Jeff Chimenti.

…

Can you get out of there?

“No.”

Why don’t you crawl under the piano?

“Mickey put his duffel bag full of raccoons there.”

Oh, I haven’t seen those critters in a while. How are they?

“Rabid, vicious, smart, strong, and many.”

Yeah, that’s them.

4 Comments

  1. tor_haxson

    What are all those 5 inch white hoses that look like ductwork laying around?

    In front of the B3 two short segments, behind the steinway a long sinuous hose?

    Some super smoke-out automated alien machine bong I suppose.

    • tor_haxson

      More like a Dr Suess inspired power-hit-ulator.

  2. spencer

    https://youtu.be/pkh9Cy2TcOw

  3. maggiemay

    Dad… Pls save me from my misery

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