I don’t know who it was that requested Thoughts on Hold On, but how dare you? First off, I don’t even think “Thoughts on Hold On” is a concept. Second, I do not take requests. Your demand, shouted from the cheap seats and in a tone I rebuke, was offensive and aggressive. How dare you? You think me a jukebox? Shove a quarter up my asshole and press C16 for Highway To Hell? I am no jukebox. I am an artist, dammit, just like Monet or Manet or Kanye. I say again: how dare you.
Plus, it’s obvious which song entitled Hold On is the best.
This one’s from Mule Variations, which was Tom Waits’ Late-Period Artistic Resurgence Album. (All rock stars have the same career: discuss.) It’s a little song. You could put it in your coat pocket next to your Chapstick. It’s a beautiful little song.
But there’s this verse:
Down by the Riverside motel
It’s ten below and falling
By a ninety-nine cent store
She closed her eyes and started swaying
But it’s so hard to dance that way
When it’s cold and there’s no music
Oh, your old hometown’s so far away
But inside your head there’s a record that’s playing
It’s not such a little song.
Everybody else is hunting for that second-place finish. And, seemingly, everyfuckingbody else wrote a song called Hold On: Carole King, Cliff Richard, the Commodores; the Lennons John and Julian; Gary U.S. Bonds, Kansas, Chicago, Joe Tex, Good Charlotte, and the Alabama Shakes. There are also songs called Hold On from Pusha T and Trick Daddy, both of whoms’ rap names were made up by middle-aged white novelists.
But we do find a hidden gem (that’s actually fairly dire) in the pile:
That is Freddie Mercury (with the mustache) and Jo Dare (the person who is not Freddie Mercury) singing a song entitled (you guessed it) Hold On from the soundtrack of a movie (I’ve never heard of) called Zabou. Watch at your peril, as I will give you but one warning: mid-80’s synth-reggae.
And that’s that. No more requests. I will, however, take commissions for those who partake in the Donate Button.
Commissions?
I am an artist. Artists take commissions.
You should take a bullet to the dick.
Read the news. We live in a post-should reality.
True.
The best song called Hold On is not called Hold On.
It is The Ballad Of El Goodo by Big Star.
Hear motherfucking hear!
Agreed.
Too true, the version I particularly like was the cd with the photo of the band next to a tree released on rykodisc, a live for radio version I believe,
right fucking on. thanks for this…it is a gem of a song and I had not heard it before.
Wilson Phillips seems an obvious omission to the list of lessor “Hold On”‘s. Although if you deliberately left them off of the list to avoid inflicting the memory of that song on others, I do apologize for mentioning it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8npoNOkXgb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL8cu6FQKx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H152T2I2SPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C16hlBdy5Ns
Which is both a candidate for “unnecessary additions” and a whole nother topic, which is the Rumored tour that DIDN’T happen one year a few years back…a “Dead and Yes Surviving Members tour” which I for one would have WELCOMED.
“Let it Grow” owes MORE than a bit to “Roundabout” don’t cha think??
DarkStarShipTrooper?
Whoaaaaaa . . . . . . Was there really a Dead Yes plan being considered???
I could blow a nerd gland pondering and charting the possibilities there . . .
Except Squire is dead now, so none of the really great possibilities would work anymore.
Dammit.
You just ruined “let it grow for me” and that is hard to do, but now instead of the chord changes alone, I will hear Yes on top of it.
totally unrelated ramble…
I thought I heard take-5 in a 78 or 76 jam today on sirius.
It had me counting beats in a jam, god help me.
god bless your crooked little heart