If the Girl Scouts sold these damn cookies all year, I’d be Garcia’s size.
Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
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Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To
If the Girl Scouts sold these damn cookies all year, I’d be Garcia’s size.
© 2026 Thoughts On The Dead
Theme by Anders Noren — Up ↑
What Girl Scout could possibly make it to your house in this weather?
What weather? It’s 70 degrees.
I lied. It’s 57 degrees. I am thinking quite seriously about putting my heater on.
No shit? I thought you were a Jersey boy. It’s 63 here and I’m shivering.
63? You down here in Florida?
Nah, I’m out west in the Promised Land. Since when are you living in Florida?
Three years? Four?
No way, dude. I was totally under the impression that you were still back east. What brought you to a place like Florida?
A job. I play Goofy at Disney World.
You’re joking.
Swear
Pix or it didn’t happen
http://www.wdwlive.com/photos/characters/goofy-disney-world-1-12.jpg
No shway bro?! Alright, I half believe you.
Psychiatrist: So how long do you think Minnie has been crazy?
Mickey: I didn’t say she was crazy. I said she was fuckin’ Goofy.