Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Thoughts On The Bob Dylan Netflix Thing Without Having Watched It

  • Oh, cool, Ghidora is in this.
  • Joan Baez’ cock is enormous.
  • No, wait.
  • I was wrong.
  • Her COCKS are enormous!
  • Joan Baez has, like, nine or ten dicks!
  • Is that why Mickey broke up with her?
  • I hope Bob Dylan never, ever dies.
  • Not because I’m a huge fan, but because the bullshit will be unbearable.
  • They should keep him touring after he dies.
  • Just prop the fucker up against his piano and move his lips with fishing wire.
  • It’s what he would want.
  • Isn’t there a violin player in this?
  • Is it Jean-Luc Ponty?
  • And I think Allen Ginsberg is in this?
  • I wonder if he sits cross-legged while being interviewed.
  • Fucking Baby Boomers and their Indian-style bullshit.
  • Sit like a grown-up, Ginsberg.
  • Seriously, I would be much more excited about this film if Ghidora was in it.


  1. Luther Von Baconson

    I’ll go with this. Accompanied with Maker’s and Zoots. In parts.

  2. Dick Scratcher

    Now watch it and give us a real review

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    Heavy duty would have to say

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