- Those stupid little hobbles.
- Fucking wizards or some bullshit like that.
- Bunch of white assholes walking someplace.
- Mountains with dumb names.
- Woody Harrelson for some reason.
- Some little idiot runs his idiot mouth about second fucking breakfast and all the nerds go YAAAY.
- Halfway through the series, the Washington Post runs a story about how Treebeard the Ent has been masturbating in front of shrubs.
- Magic fucking sword.
- Mystic fucking jewelry.
- Silly names as far as the eye can see.
- Ooh, a prophecy.
Tom Bombadil.
Tom’s table is always laden.
So, it will be a Phish song?