If there were a Dead shirt-off between Mickey and Bill Walton, who you got?
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No one from the Kings’ organization asked them to do this.
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If you gave me ten chances, I couldn’t find Sacramento on a map. I know it’s not in Los Angeles, but that’s about it. Is Sacramento in Oakland? California’s a weird place, and sometimes cities are contained within other cities.
Bill, obviously.
Mickey plays with sticks, but he can’t post.
(supply your own rim shot)
Piedmont is a city entirely in Oakland, but Sacramento is 75 miles east of it.