The excitement! The glamour! The arthritic joints, and other kinds!
Welcome to TotD’s Tie-Dyed carpet, where we meet the stars coming to FTW and also, probably, John Mayer.
“Oh, hello, there.”
Bill, the entire Dead world wants to know who you’re wearing!
“T-shirt by Emiliano Zegna, cargo shorts are vintage Anna Sui.”
…
What?
“I’m just fucking with you: Mickey snagged me a 6XL and I’ve been wearing the same boxer shorts since the playoffs.”
Great. Anything you want to say to Internet-Land?
“I’m just reminded of something Coach Wooden used to say–”
Shocker.
“–‘Bill,’ he’d say. ‘Never let a Puerto Rican know where you live.’ Smart man, huh?”
We’re done.
“Should I put my hand in the Mani-Cam?”
Absolutely not.


What’s a mani-cam? And the clouds look like three Nak shotguns that made terrible tapes. It’s the ghost of terrible tapers!
How do I listen to this thing without paying? Is this it? http://mixlr.com/phishfiend
I don’t think so. But I can’t tell. It’s pretty groovy jamming WeverTF it is.
Check the Dead subs on Reddit.