Other Guinness Records Held by the Dead:
- Most keyboardists killed.
- World’s highest man.
- Greatest number of dog biscuits balanced on nose. (19, Otis.)
- Hotel rooms burnt, accidental.
- Hotel rooms burnt, intentional.
- “Hotel rooms” burnt, metaphorical.
- Fried shrimps thrown across a Red Lobster parking lot into mouth. (83, the drummers – Mickey throwing and Billy catching.)
- Most Godchauxes. (Two.)
what is a “documented” concert?
The paperwork was filled out.
Thought DSO surpassed Jerry’s Band…must not have been as diligent with the red tape.
Other possible guinness book of clothing records :
1. Shortest shorts worn by a dyslexic rhythm guitarist.
2. Fewest number of t-shirts worn by a lead guitarist over a 30 year career.
3. Most promotional band t-shirts worn by a drummer (and still counting).
Guinness doesn’t recognize creepy fake knockoff bullshit
Good policy.
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