“Dick’s!”
“Love Dick’s.”
“I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve been thinking about Dick’s for weeks now.”
“Oh, I’ve been dreaming about Dick’s.”
“It’s caused some problems at home: my wife says that I’m obsessed with Dick’s.”
“There you go: I hide my love of Dick’s from my family.”
“Loved the ball; don’t get me wrong.”
“Great ball.”
“But, after you’re done with the ball–”
“–you want Dick’s.”
…
“Who’s talking?”
“Don’t worry about it, Page.”
“Okay.”
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(I can hear the groans already.)
I am booing you, and I hope others are joining me.
No groans, but you have ruined Page McConnell for me. In a good way
If someone on this joke can make a Phish Dick’s joke that I haven’t heard at least 10 times in the last 5 years you will win an Internet No-Prize.
“on this joke”? on this board. whatever.
A Phish, a Dead, and a Dick walk into a sandbar.
Sandbartender says “What’ll you have?”
They reply. “Mermaidmosa”. “Stella Blue Curaçao”. “Sex on the Beach”.
Hilarity ensues.
GET IT?!?!
sometimes you need 2 Dick’s in your piehole
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spit it out, its not yours