Who Got Fired From ESPN?

• The guy who maybe wears a piece.
• That lady whose ethnicity your mother tries to guess.
• Fatty.
• Bald fellow.
• The one who wears bow ties.
• The guy who won’t stop talking about sports.
• Hockey person.
• Woman who’s always on air when you go to the gym, no matter what time it is.
• Trent Dilfer.
• The young dude who talks about boxing, and you’re like, “People still box? What about the dog track results?”
• Lady golf reporter with sensible haircut and powerful calves.
• Sportsbot, a humanoid robot with AI so advanced it could come up with a hot take in less than milliseconds.

Stephen A. Smith still has his job, because God is on His coffee break this year.