Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Who Wore It Better?

Bonus points:

  • Dragon embroidery.
  • Ian “White Shoes” Hunter, y’all.
  • The proper lace-up crotch.
  • Good, good, good hair day.
  • The old-school TWA carry-on bag in the background.


  • Where’s the salad, braj?
  • Man wears a pair of skin-tight leathers, there should be some tater salad.

Bonus points:

  • That breeze is treating Dave’s do just right.
  • Is that Sonny Bono’s face painted on the gas tank?


  • Jean-cut don’t make it, Dave; leathers shouldn’t be baggy.
  • That bike is tackier than sailing into the wind.

Who ya got, Enthusiasts?



  1. I go with Strange Days era Jim Morrison or Rock and Roll Animal era Lou Reed over those two poseurs. If push came to shove, I will with DLR because he hung at Plato’s Retreat.

  2. It’s close but the lace up crotch puts gives Ian the nod.

  3. Pinkie Skull Ring vs DLR chest hair = tie

    Moog on Grand (my favorite keyboard scheme) vs fancy pants Harley (Harley’s should be a little bit ragged, that thing is made up like a Gold Wing) + 1 to Ian.

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    December 9, 2019 at 11:35 am

    The Newcastle Brown Corset

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