“Whatever happens, Mickey, don’t let Ashton Kutcher play me in a movie.”

“I’m not really in charge of that, St–”

“SWEAR TO ME!”

“Okay, okay.”

OR

Ear.

OR

I’m personally shocked that Steve Jobs wore a wedding ring.

OR

“Whatever happens, Mickey, don’t let them remove the headphone jack from the iPhone.

“Again, Steve: I have no sway over these types of dec–”

“SWEAR IT, JEWBOY!”

“Fine, whatever.”