- It’s Monday.
- She is a smurf.
- Sex thing?
- It’s a metaphor, man.
- Stella Blue because those pigs wouldn’t come out of their houses like she told them to.
- Tried treating her dermatitis with colloidal silver. (Look it up.)
- Member of the Fugate family of Kentucky. (Look that up, too.)
- Big Mets fan.
- Held her breath too long.
- Murdered by Jimmy “The Gent” Conway after the largest heist in American history, left in a meat freezer.
- Because Stella enjoys oral copulation, but doesn’t know how to conjugate verbs properly.
- She is Will Ferrell’s boy.
- It’s her last name.
- Because Hunter was alluding to a Wallace Stevens poem.
- Her man was a mean mis-treater, a liar and a cheater; you’d be blue, too.
- Clinical depression.
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The most convincing explanation I have heard is that Stella is a blue guitar. Came that way I guess.
a 1956 stella pacific blue sundale perhaps