I spend the first Sunday after every football season like Mortimer Duke at the end of Trading Places:
“Turn those cameras back on! Get those players back on the field!”
“Mr. on the Dead, the players are mostly half-dead.”
“FUCK ‘EM. Get ’em back out there! I’m not watching basketball.”
you should watch some basketball
Anthony Davis will set you free from concussion-ball
plus pelicans are badasses