Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Can’t Tell The Players Without A Scorecard

This is the 1969 version of Funkadelic. We have:

  • Tawl Ross on the left in the diaper and Sgt. Pepper jacket.
  • You know that’s George Clinton next to him.
  • Tiki Fulwood throwing up the peace sign. (He played the drums.)
  • Bernie Worrell up top.
  • Eddie Hazel with the hair.
  • Billy “Bass” Nelson with the babyface and cape down front.
  • The white guy in the middle was the president of Janus Records; he may have been named Marvin Shlachter.
  • The fucker who looks like a crook is Armen Boladian, and he was a crook.

1 Comment

  1. JES

    Tiki and Tawl didn’t get enough love, but they’re among my fave Funkadelix. Tawl popped up with a groovy solo rekkid in the late ’90s that I reviewed in print, but I cannae find it right now, dangit. He decided he was “Tal Ross” for reasons mysterious on that release. And Tiki died young and beautiful, dagnabbit. I certainly appreciate Bigfoot’s role in the P-Funk drumming heirarchy, but Tiki had a swing about him that made his records less thunderous, but more groovy . . .

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