Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

This Is A Thing That Happened

Well, you might think. This doesn’t seem like such a thing. Oh, but wait.

How the fuck is P-Funk allowed in NORAD? Why even have security? What’s the point in hollowing out a mountain if you’re just gonna let P-Funk stroll in? Not one of those hats is permissible in NORAD; in fact, they’re all immediate disqualifiers for entrance. Was this the only funk band that stopped in? Did Grand Funk visit?

The past was a lawless land.

3 Comments

  1. ChadB

    Maybe this is how Mother Earth got pregnant for the third time
    ..Yall have funked her up.

  2. hcm

    Let’s just hope P-Funk doesn’t get a time-traveling phone call from a bloated rock star inside Nixon’s White House while they’re still at NORAD …

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    makes sense, Funk Force Field, though the Soviets were on to this
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9cX-i-l9IE

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