Fusion Or Porgy?

FEELINGS ON BESS? PORGY: Desirous that she be his woman now. FUSION: Did not return questionnaire.

MILES DAVIS Yet another trick, tee hee. If we were on Password or even Super Password, and you said “Miles Davis” as a clue, both FUSION and PORGY would be appropriate answers.

WHITE PEOPLE LEGALLY ENJOINED FROM PRODUCING IT? BESS: Yes. FUSION: God, I hope not.

FLOTUS? There was a First Lady named BESS, but there have been no Presidential family members named FUSION. (In 2024, a GOP hopeful is gonna tell a crowd “These here are my twins, Fusion and Fission. Know why I named ’em that? Cuz the government said I shouldn’t.” That fucker’s gonna win in a landslide.)

THE GRINCH, AND WHETHER OR NOT YA GOOPIN’ ON IT Oh, this is the good part.

STOP IT. I’M BEGGING YOU. 

The people need to know.

They don’t. They really don’t. Hey, isn’t this site supposed to be about the Dead?

The who?

Right, yeah. And didn’t you start out talking about Porgy? And then just swiffered on over to Bess? 

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Huh. I did!

Asswipe.