- Another bloated white guy who’s semi-cool with ethnics but also thinks doctors are for rich people.
- Threadbare Teddy Ruxpin doll pre-loaded with stories about Tip O’Neil.
- A yoga teacher from Toluca Lakes named Carol who queefs uncontrollably.
- $240 worth of pudding.
- Joe and Mika’s pool boy, Flexible Hector.
- Katy Tur.
- Either of the two surviving Fat Boys.
- Duffel bag full of furious raccoons.
- The Ghost of Peter Jennings, and every night he reports live from the Berlin Wall while wearing a bitchin’ trenchcoat, and the guy in the studio is all How the fuck are you at the Berlin Wall? It came down in ’91 and Peter’s like Dude, I’m a ghost and the guy’s all Right, sure. Hey, Pete: trench looks awesome and Peter Jennings goes Oh, yeah; I can wear the fuck out of a trenchcoat. Now shut up so we can hear David Hasselhoff sing.
- Speaking of the Hoff: Let KITT do it; during sweeps week, he can jump over shit.
- Six or seven pairs of feet personally selected, and then masturbated on, by Quentin Tarantino.
- A qualified, intelligent, and entertaining woman of colHAHAHAHAHAHAHAit’s gonna be a white guy.
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I got the pudding reference.
Pudding? I wanna put my balls in it.
came in to acknowledge the pudding reference. awwwww yeeeeaaaahhh
That’s what i do every night. I cook and then i chill.
Thoughts on The State on too many edibles. I’ll Paypal right now