Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Marryin’ Kind

Hey, Garcia. Whatcha doing?

“Getting married, man.”

You love doing that.

“It’s the cake.”

You can just buy cake.

“Doesn’t taste the same, y’know? Wedding cake is, like, earned cake. Whole different vibe to it.”

What was this one’s name?

“Phyllis Hungamunga.”

I don’t think so.

“The Outrageous Gladys.”

Jesus, it’s like talking to Bobby.

“Hey, man, take that back.”

Sorry. Between you and me?

“Hit me.”

She is so far out of your league.

“Good thing I learned to play guitar, huh?”

Damn straight.

2 Comments

  1. Smoke

    Sarah is the one who gave him his first guitar. She lives in Oakland now.

    • Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

      The one before his Danelectro? Or did she get him the Danelectro?

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