*Twitter has determined that this tweet is verifiably false, and that the sentence structure is confusing.

*The US government has not bred “attack kangaroos” that “eat Mexicans.” That doesn’t even make sense.

*Twitter has no idea what “Mailboxes gonna getcha” means, and it doesn’t come up on Urban Dictionary or anything.

*We have not removed this tweet, as it is technically legal under American law to call Chuck Schumer a “peckerwood,” but it should be noted that the Senator from New York has denied the assertion.

*What? I don’t even…what?

*Twitter cannot determine what the fifth word in this tweet is, possibly due to it being misspelled or not existing at all. We have not repeated it in case it’s a racial slur.

*Your guess is as good as ours as to why the President of the United States tweeted out BULGARIA in all-caps at three in the morning.

*Twitter has removed the following tweet for violating our Terms of Service: SOMEONE SHOULD MURDER NANCY PELOSI AND I’LL PARDON THEM! Ah, shit, we shouldn’t have said what was in the tweet. We just did his work for him. He’s so cunning!