Hey Garcia. Whatcha doing?
“Smoking on a playground.”
Yeah.
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Buddy, couldja not?
“Hey, man: it’s 1975. Single, bearded men are allowed to hang out in children’s playgrounds. Also, we are in a ‘smoke ’em if you got ’em’ phase of the culture right now. So, you know…back off, man.”
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Fuck your temporal relativism, Garcia: STOP SMOKING ON THE PLAYGROUND.
“Oh yeah? Fuck you, Callahan.”