“Nearly beat him to death on four separate occasions, Ass.”
Hey, Billy. Bobby?
“Yeah. Could’ve popped his eyeballs out with my thumbs once. Parish stopped me, but later he told me that he wished he hadn’t.”
What did Bobby ever do to you?
“I can hear that hair dryer of his in my sleep. There’s something about beauty that drives violence.”
Only in the psychotic.
“PIttsburgh, 1979. I tried to drown him in each of the three rivers.”
Why?
“Weir doesn’t like to admit this nowadays, but he used to be a Republican.”
I heard about that.
“He wouldn’t stop with Reagan. Called him ‘Big Ron.’ Kept making everyone eat jellybeans.”
Well, jellybeans are all right.
“I got no problem with the candy itself. It’s just that he would watch you eat it while whispering ‘Morning in America’ over and over. That’s the kind of thing that gets to a man.”
I can see that becoming a problem.
“Made us watch Bedtime for Bonzo on the tour bus. No one wants to see that shit, man.”
But there was a monkey!
“If I want a monkey, I break into a zoo. Fuck monkeys.”
Okay. Well, I’m glad you’re all getting along now.
“We don’t speak.”
Good enough.
Billy put his hands together and held his sticks like a baseball bat and swung in the direction of Bobby last night.
It was somewhere in Sunshine Daydream, probably the sloppy false endings.
Josh was laughing and trying to not let Bobby see as he chuckled to Oteil, Josh turns to Billy and Billy makes the “bat swing pantomime” in Bobby’s direction.
Once again we need the videographers to give us the source from all cameras so we can make a best of ridiculousness montage.
Chimenti hitting his riff and saying “Pow” during Franklins was magical. At least one of the “Pows” made it to the video, I need to learn how to make a gif.
Here it is
https://youtu.be/yCQmYORHjFE