Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Trayf

Hey, Pig. Whatcha doing?

“I’m playin’ the harmonica f’r Hanukkah!”

That’s very multicultural of you.

“The ol’ Pig counts among his friends those of ev’ry religious persuasion and also some folks what can’t make up their mind.”

You’re no bigot.

“Hell, no! I takes ’em as they come! Met some real decent Jews, met some lousy ones! One stole all my damn money!”

Yeah, sorry about that.

“But a diff’rent one shared her wine with me, and we got t’ hootin’ and hollerin’ t’gether!”

That sounds nice.

“That girl straightened out the ol’ Pig’s curly little tail, heh heh.”

So your lesson is to judge people as individuals?

“That’s it! ‘Less they’re cops. You can pre-judge th’ hell out of a cop!”

You always get it right, buddy.

“That’s what they all tell me!”

4 Comments

  1. dawn judd

    Happy Hanukkah!

  2. ritchie vanian

    gizzai gizzen

    one of my alias’ is Yussie Traif

  3. Dave Froth

    Now THAT is some down home Hanukkahin’!

  4. Smoke

    so, happy Chanukah to all, and to all, another six nights.

    I’m not sure it works without the Hasidim “Santa Claus” (Chanukah Harry?) visual component.

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