Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

American Dirt Live Again!

“All I’m saying is that fiction writers should be free to write about anyone.”

“Weir, for the last time: I haven’t read that damn Mexican book.”

“Its an American book, Jer. It’s in English.”

“Don’t care, man. I like science fiction.”

“So you would read a book about Space Mexicans?”

“What the hell are Space Mexicans, man?”

“Gosh, I dunno. Maybe the piñatas are full of lasers.”

“How would that even work?”

“Crafty people, those Space Mexicans. Give a whole new meaning to the term–”

“Don’t say it, man.”

“–illegal aliens.”

“You said it.”

“Can’t keep ’em out with a wall. You’d need a Dyson Sphere or something. And, uh, he’s busy with vacuums nowadays. Completely out of the sphere business.”

“Just play the song, Weir.”

1 Comment

  1. mikemj

    Great fucking post here. People read too much into things sometimes.

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