Whither come you from?
Answer me, damn you:
Whither?
You were wispy and sparse.
You were weedy and spare.
The top of my head had hair
And then didn’t
But now does again.
Never my face
Or legs
Or arms
Or chest.
Perhaps I have some Cherokee in me.
(I do not have any Cherokee in me.)
But now I am brambled.
My lip quivers under the novel weight.
What of my nasal integrity?
This may call for labial buttressing.
Good God, a pucker scaffold might just do!
The doctor did not mention this possibility.
I’m gonna get my wind back,
And I’m gonna pair it with my New Mustache,
And we’re gonna murder the Clanton Gang.
We’re gonna clean up this town.
interesting. i am glad that your hair is coming back!
Me, too. I think I’m gonna grow it all right the fuck out. If I live, I’m gonna live hairy.
Reminded me of this. https://sports.yahoo.com/whoops-trevor-lawrence-hears-unmuted-woman-say-he-should-shave-his-mustache-in-zoom-news-conference-145300584.html
Good gravy. Mine was sad, but not like that.
I’ll be your huckleberry
Congrats on the ‘stach.
‘stache, dammit. (spellcheck fukced me up. plus vodka.)
RESPECT THE LIPPERMOST!!!!
May your Mustaches be as follicularly formidable as Danny Hutton’s
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_y36izloIxM
That’s a really freakin’ brilliant song and video there, Sr Baconson. I had no idea Danny had such a career, pre-Dog. If TotD can indeed cultivate a Huttonesque ‘stache, then the “muchachos” will surely flow organically and plentifully from his virtual pie-hole . . .
Von Baconson, you’re a funny bastard.
Or thick & gingery like Larry Robinson’s
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=diz8YhYp0x4
“Aye, yer Mouth Crotch be crochetin’ a Croce, son”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6IT3EtnR5U8
The old hockey clips have to be my favorite. Funny bastard
Lanny of course, of course
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M7mrvz9cDv4
Morocco Beard Balm.
Oh baby.
Welcome, Mustache on Thoughts on The Dead (MoToTD)!
“If I live, I’m gonna live hairy” is a philososphy I think we can all get behind.
Who wants a mustache ride?
Ummm………
I was just on TOtD Twitter page looking at Bobbys and Jerry’s guitar photos. I think Jerry used to play a black strat during space in 89? for a short period of time, used exclusively for MIDI. Anyway I think that was left out of the Jerry collection. And yes, way too much time on my hands.