A Texan, An Englishman, And A Frenchman Walk Into A Bar

I needed to show you this shot, Enthusiasts: Mick is…

Mick is…

Epic.

What?

Fuck me, Daddy.

Excuse me?

Yaaaas, Queen.

Why are you–

41 WAYS MICK JAGGER’S BEARD LETS YOU KNOW YOU’RE A 90’S KID!

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You all right, champ?

I think I went a little Buzzfeed there.

Yeah. Is that Yves St. Laurent?

Yup.

Why can’t fashion designers ever dress themselves?

Hideous jacket.

C’est merde.