With the subject restrained in a seated position, one or both of the eyeballs is extruded from the socket. This can be accomplished with a common long-handled spoon, or simply a practiced thumb. The optic nerve and blood vessels are left intact so that the eyeball–now dangling limp at nostril-level–can continue to feed information to the brain. (Care should be taken to keep the eyeball moist via regular applications of a saline solution.) This method of preparation makes genital mutilation far more efficacious.
And THAT’S what I thought of Batman v. Superman.