An Hour Late, A Short Shorts

Sometimes, it seems like the only explanation for Bobby’s sartorial choices is that he’s daring women to have sex with him.

There might be others, though…

• Chafing, thighs.
• Chafing, upper arms.
• Recent, sudden interest in the Buttock Freedom Movement.
• Bobby’s winter eyes are in his head, but when the temperatures rise, he’s forced to use his summer eyes, which are located in his kneecaps.
• He’s a swole bro.
• Smuggling grapes. (Hot work.)
• Bobby’s secretly from Bermuda; lost black socks.
• Having it, Bobby chooses to flaunt it. (Them.)
• The only other thing he had were his white jeans, but he accidentally washed them with his pink Izod, so it’s this or Porky Pig it in front of a football stadium.
• The shorts are there to distract you from the guitar.