Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

An Important Announcement About The Comment Section

Moderation in all things, but especially Comment Sections. It is not a forest, the CS, overgrown and willful and carpeted with death and rot, but a finely-tended garden, one where the bushes are doing shit bushes do not usually do, and there’s maybe a gazebo or two. Let a CS go without pruning for a week; chaos.

Not here, Enthusiasts. I am draconian; I am draculean; my skin is thinner than my patience. No foolishness in the Comment Section! There are ground-rules for a society, and that’s one of ’em. I am, however, willing to negotiate.

Starting immediately, these are the new pricing packages for the Comment Section:

BASIC – STILL FREE Not being a dick is still free. Post videos, pictures, whatever. You can point out shit I missed, or correct dates. But you can’t be a dick at all.

JUNIOR MAFIA$20 You can be a dick to me. (Non-Trump)

JUNIOR JUNIOR – $25 You can be a dick to me. (Trump)

SENIOR SPLATTER – $50 You can be a dick to another Commentator. Fifty bucks a pop.

GRAD LEVEL – VARIABLE You can be a dick to Commentators who have visited the Donate Button. Whatever they sent in, it’ll cost you triple to be a dick to them.

All prices are final, and will be billed to your credit card weekly.



  1. Tor Haxson

    I dunno man,

    Comment Section in 2015 was the best comment section.

    This new comment section is not even worth being mean to.

    Just kidding the Comment Section is building some real talent.

    No jerks should be allowed to impede the magic.

  2. JES

    That’s right. Finding a dick in the Garden of Comments is almost as bad as discovering that somebody shit on your bocce court, especially since we don’t have busboys to clean up the mess . . . .

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    We should get Nudie Suits, or at least cheap imitations

    • Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

      That’s Bobby Ace and Cards From The Bottom Of The Deck

  4. J. Eric Smith

    (This has nothing to do with the topic at hand, but but but . . . . LOOKEE AT YOUNG SKINNEE SAMMY!!! WOOOOO!!!)

    • mikemj

      Great video, never seen it before. I loved that album in high school. And it’s still pretty good.

  5. Matt O

    Speaking of 2015…whatever happened to Commenter Maggie??

    Last I recall she was heading down the Phish rabbit hole. And, since, it’s been years since I’ve been to a Phish show, I can neither confirm nor deny her membership in their traveling tribe.

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