Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Beat Me Out In The Street

Hey, Mickey. Whatcha doing?

“Squatting.”

I see that.

“Great for the hammies. Most people think that the quads are the money muscles, leg-wise. Bullshit. Hammies are where it’s at.”

Stop saying “hammies.”

“They’re the bicep of the thigh!”

I’m aware. Why are you on the street with a drum?

“Street-drumming.”

Sure

4 Comments

  1. andrewflack

    I drum the way I want to drum

  2. andrewflack

    Or, I squat the way I want to squat

  3. J. Eric Smith

    I don’t think we want to see what’s behind that drum . . .

    • Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

      Are you afraid of seeing … THIS ???

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