Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Bike Wheel Turn By The Thighs And Bob

Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Enjoying the great outdoors on my trusty bicycle. You might be able to see the USA in your Chevrolet, but it’s a lot easier to look at the woods on a bike.”

No helmet?

“Not with my hair.”

Sure.

“It would be a crime.”

I agree. You ever get any of the other Grateful Deads to go biking with you?

“Yeah, that’s pretty much a non-starter. I did try, though.”

How’d it go?

“Mickey just played the damn thing.”

Sounds right.

“Billy threw his through the front window of a small electronics shop called Discount Disco Lou’s.”

Discount Disco Lou?

“Lou had some fine prices, and he played a lot of Donna Summer. Name’s kinda self-explanatory.”

And why did Billy throw a bicycle through his window?

“Fit of pique.”

Yeah, okay.

“Hey, how’s it coming with the Murder Heist?”

What? That’s not happening. And it’s not a thing. It doesn’t exist, and we’re not doing it.

“Shame about that. Everyone’s excited.”

Everyone? Who’s everyone?

“You know, all the gang. President Nixon, Kim Jong-Un, Josh.”

Hold on. You guys talk when I’m not around?

“We, uh, have a group chat.”

Not good.

6 Comments

  1. SmokingLeather

    I think of this as “the ToTD semi-fictional universe”

  2. is it about my cube

    I approve of this latest development.

  3. Cube

    Can we bring back Katy Perry?

  4. JES

    Get the whole gang back for the big murder heist . . . it’ll be like “Oceans The Eleven”!!

  5. MJK

    Bobby has the gloves AND biking shorts. When taking off down the trail, Bob made sure he was properly attired. I have to respect the commitment. And 99.9 percent of those who wear them have no business whatsoever wearing biking shorts. Bobby passes with flying colors. He did, after all, create a whole fashion statement all on his own with his legendary denim cutoffs. Discussions on the izods and Madonna shirts will be for another day, but I digress.

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