Hey, Billy. Whatcha doing?
“Getting ready for my interview with Diane Sawyer.”
Oh, shit, no. Please. Billy, please don’t–
“I’m a pretty laaaaaaady.”
–do this. Godammit.
“Look at my boooooooobies.”
Stop this. It is inappropriate and disrespectful.
“And my loooooooong silky lady hair.”
You have fifteen hairs left on that head of yours, Billy. Stop this.
…
“I wear cuuuuuuuulottes to cover my bagina.”
I’m ashamed to have been a part of this.
What’s up with Billy’s Roswell worthy left hand?
YAAAAAAAH! KILL IT! KILL IT!
What’s worse than being a drummer in the Grateful Dead and wearing a Grateful Dead t-shirt?
Seeing either of the drummers in the Grateful Dead without a shirt.
going to see billy with Fred Tackett, Paul barrere and Anders Osborne in nola tonite…I’ll ask him about the hand
nah, ask him how Jill Lesh is.
biblically or emotionally?
Financially.
I think we all know how that’s going.
Let’s just say that Phil isn’t bussing his own tables.
cool story bro alert:
billy killed it, really killed it
carried a band of little feats and way too many guitars
buddy of mine played keys with them
intro’d me to billy
he did not punch my dick
that is all
Pics or it didn’t happen. and, you know: y’brought me up, right?
I did
Billy’s response:
“Sounds Mexican…she one of Bobby’s?”