“So is it still mousse? You kids still all about the mousse? I bought a can once, but got confused and put it on my hot chocolate.”
“Oh, no, Bobby: mousse is out. All about the leave-in conditioner product. Put in on in the shower, pat dry with a towel, style as desired.”
“Wow, wow. The future, huh?”
“It’s here, yeah.”
“But, hey, man: I don’t have to tell you that having the best hair in the band is a hassle. But it’s worth it and we owe it to the fans and, really: we owe it to our hair.”
“I hear ya.”
“And it must be tougher for you than for me: if I was having an iffy hair night, I still had my pretty, pretty face to pull me through. You’re not a ‘face’ guy, y’know?”
…
“I always love our talks, Bob.”

Leave a Reply