- Your own. If you’re gonna be covered in blood, then this is the gold standard.
- Someone else’s, but you know who it is and what happened. Not great, but could be worse.
- Complete stranger’s blood, but you are aware of the circumstances in which the blood got upon you. Almost the worst possible “covered in blood” situation.
- You wake up covered in a stranger’s blood and there is no explanation for its presence. WORST OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS. Avoid if possible.
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5. You are covered with something that looks like blood, but isn’t: strawberry jam, raspberry jam, ketchup, barbecue sauce.
What about the blood of Jesus? That one lady in Ohio told me that it would keep me safe from the ‘rona. I checked Amazon, but they were not selling. In lieu of that, I bought a 5 gallon Bucket of Jim Baker’s dehydrated fettuccine alfredo and have been covered in that for a week. Folks, the smell is powerful.